The Cosmic Shame

Are You Ready For Some REAL Football?

2006-08-17T15:00:00.000-05:00

I know Stew (my future brother in law) sure is!

PREM Table Predictions:

TOP FIVE:
1. MANCHESTER UNITED. states
2. CHELSEA
3. LIVERPOOL
4. EVERTON
5. ARSENAL

GOING DOWN:

18. FULHAM
19. CHARLTON ATHLETIC
20. WATFORD

ZIZOU says.....

2006-07-11T13:59:00.000-05:00

Here's our friend ZZ responding to a racist comment. I guess he subscribes to the "eye for an eye" doctrine....Anyway, I don't care what any frog says, he did the right thing (as long as he didn't care about winning, of course). Here's to you Zinedine Zidane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please come to the MLS one day and do the same thing to Carlos Ruiz. Thanks for the memories....especially that time you stomped on that guy from Saudi Arabia, that rocked!

Seriously, you're the fucking best man!

A Tattoo Is Never A Good Idea

2006-06-22T13:21:00.000-05:00

And here's just another example.....

O-Face, you BASTARD!

"IMAGINE"

2006-06-08T15:25:00.001-05:00

"Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace " -John Lennon

FUCK.....THAT.....SHIT......

That song always irked me because of it's pure hippiness. This month however, the asininity of the idea multiplies by infinity.

Group stage predictions:

Group

A 1 Germany/2 Ecuador
B 1 England/2 Sweden
C 1 Argentina/2 Ivory Coast
D 1 Portugal/2 Mexico
E 1 Italy/2 America (Fuck Yeah!)
F 1 Brazil/2 Australia
G 1 Switzerland/2 France
H 1 Ukraine/2 Spain

COMPREHENSIVE CRONYISM IN THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION

2006-05-17T14:56:00.000-05:00

-A political insider has revealed an unsubstanciated claim off the record which promises to shake the current administration's confidence in it's ability to retain it's base in the next round of elections. Policy wanks and expert anal-ists are speculating at record pace about a comprehensive plan which will no doubt be circulated in the next news cycle, which starts Saturday after the Preakness Stakes. Grassroots organizations are organizing all over the internets while smoking grass, growing roots in front of their computers whilst angry, and not taking it anymore. Peace and social justice in no doubt on the way except for the Iran thingy......developing......

-In related news, Britney Spears did it again, is pregnant, and still spells her name wrong.....developing.....

Conspiracy!

2006-05-08T15:27:00.000-05:00

Oh you fucking Swedish meatball....You think we don't see just what the hell you and the Scottish knight bastard are up to? Never again should England employ a foreigner as coach of The Three Lions. Let's recap:

Sir Alex leaves the pissed off chav Wayne Rooney (England's number one threat) in the match vs. Chelsea (with the PORTUFUCKING-GUESE COACH) down 3-0 with ten minutes to go. PORTUFUCKING-GUESE defender Paulo Ferreira clips Rooney from behind. Broken foot. Bye Bye Rooney World Cup. Try again in 2010 England. So what's Sven's answer for a replacement?????

This kid....

No shit?
Never even played in a Premiership match.

-The Swede (Sweden is in the same group as England)
-The Scot (You've seen "Braveheart", I mean, come on!)
-The Portuguese (Also in the World Cup and rhymes with "sleeze".)
Perfect triangulation if ever there was a case.

Yooper Engineering/Art

2006-04-27T16:43:00.000-05:00

God I love these people. They're so damn harmless.

When you're in a hurry and....

2006-04-20T15:46:00.000-05:00

....your lazy wife won't make dinner just because she just gave birth, and you're a Scientologist, fret not. Dinner is served.

Life's A (O)'Bitchuary

2006-03-28T16:47:00.000-05:00

Myspace Freaks on display long after they expire. Obitchuaries are sooooo 2005.

Lifted from THIS.IS.ANFIELD which is "Probably the Best Blog In the World". Come on you Reds!!!!!!!!!!!

The End Result of.....

2006-02-15T16:41:00.000-05:00

...."Unschooling"

If kids are the future, I'm killing myself.

I mean yeah, "showing up is half the battle" but Jesus Christ. You didn't have to take the phrase literally did ya'? Apparently, George Bush left this kid behind. I don't know about the rest of these fine human specimens.....

Dead Baby Jokes

2006-01-12T16:02:00.000-05:00

You know, this Alito crap really got me thinking about abortion. I never in my life put much thought into it, simply because I don't care how women want to rationalise almost anything. It's a lost cause for the most part, and I don't have time to worry
about it. Anyhoo....so Roe vs. Wade is once again all the rage. Now it's up to me to cut through all the bs for you emotional and somewhat paranoid trainwrecks otherwise known as the modern Western woman. Here goes.....

1. IF RvW were ever overturned, you could still legally kill what's growing inside of you.

2. Most woman really don't know what an abortion is. Here is a nice gallery to show you (yes, it's a christian site, so if christians offend you more than what you're going to see, then don't bother. Those crazy christians). So you always thought if it was done in the first trimester, it was just some sort of blob being sucked out of your body? It isn't. That's the thing about the information age, we can correct previous assumptions quite easily. Before, it was just about controlling the language, along with young, immpressionable minds.

3. The question is: Is there a constitutional basis for the right to abortion? The answer is obviously no, it's not in the constitution. If you can find it, you also have the cure for cancer and you should be shot for not letting the rest of us know about it.

4. The main reason abortion will never be made illegal is money. It's quite the profitable industry. The monetary cost of an abortion has always been relatively low compared to other "healthcare" procedures. If you keep the price low, you can sell more. That's a universal economic fact. So don't worry about the "coat hanger" talk from "women's groups" which will follow Alito's confirmation. Anyway, those bitches are fucking CRAZY! Science needs bodies people. Just wait until someone claims "the constitutional right to CLONE". It's not too far down the road.

5. In conclusion, it's up to the individual woman and only that individual woman to decide if her baby will be terminated. They just need to know what it is they're doing, and the long term physical and psychological effects of doing so. After that, it's dead baby joke time!

Animal Farm

2006-01-04T17:20:00.000-05:00

This is the most visceral political statement I've seen in quite awhile. I thought I would break my promise to stop posting, because this is just too good. Not to mention, it features the legendary local (Maryland) band "Clutch". I mean this smacks you right in your face, you stinking maggot! If you're a political robot (a Republican or Democrat), you just may short circuit. A video error message may come up, but it will still play.