Monday, May 08, 2006

Conspiracy!



Oh you fucking Swedish meatball....You think we don't see just what the hell you and the Scottish knight bastard are up to? Never again should England employ a foreigner as coach of The Three Lions. Let's recap:





Sir Alex leaves the pissed off chav Wayne Rooney (England's number one threat) in the match vs. Chelsea (with the PORTUFUCKING-GUESE COACH) down 3-0 with ten minutes to go. PORTUFUCKING-GUESE defender Paulo Ferreira clips Rooney from behind. Broken foot. Bye Bye Rooney World Cup. Try again in 2010 England. So what's Sven's answer for a replacement?????


This kid....


No shit?
Never even played in a Premiership match.

-The Swede (Sweden is in the same group as England)
-The Scot (You've seen "Braveheart", I mean, come on!)
-The Portuguese (Also in the World Cup and rhymes with "sleeze".)
Perfect triangulation if ever there was a case.

3 Comments:

Blogger Twoste said...

A foreigner critqiuing a foreigner. That's far out man.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Of course, I was correct. I know hindsight is 20/20. Oh that's right, this was before the WC. Then there was this other fact about Sven being a foreiner. Logic is not one of your strong suits, obviously.

9:30 PM  
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