Wednesday, May 17, 2006

COMPREHENSIVE CRONYISM IN THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION



-A political insider has revealed an unsubstanciated claim off the record which promises to shake the current administration's confidence in it's ability to retain it's base in the next round of elections. Policy wanks and expert anal-ists are speculating at record pace about a comprehensive plan which will no doubt be circulated in the next news cycle, which starts Saturday after the Preakness Stakes. Grassroots organizations are organizing all over the internets while smoking grass, growing roots in front of their computers whilst angry, and not taking it anymore. Peace and social justice in no doubt on the way except for the Iran thingy......developing......

-In related news, Britney Spears did it again, is pregnant, and still spells her name wrong.....developing.....

3 Comments:

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Hello dere. Trust things are going well :-D

7:57 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

YOU, AUA be my 1 millionth visitor. You win a turkey sandwich!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah, this thing won't die, kind of like a cockroach. Leaving comments is much more entertaining than this blogging nonsense. I admire your discipline. You shut 'er down and didn't look back.

8:35 PM  
Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Yeah, well, I like commenting. It's fun. I don't really need a personal outlet for my thoughts because 9 times in 10, whatever story I'm going to write about already has 50,000 blog posts. I can just comment on those.

No mayo or cheese on the turkey sammich, plz. :-D

7:44 AM  

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